Which is why I'm constantly accused of being awful of answering texts - that's kind of the point. I don't feel like texting you, ergo, you won't be receiving a response. Anyway, the following exchange happened last night:
Mom: At lauras benefit. We have a website design, t shirt, coconut pie, billfold, and movie tickets.
Mom: Is xlarge good for you.
Me: Large or medium.
Mom: You getting and xlarge. Wash it in hot water.
Texting: where poor spelling and grammar meet snark. Also, my parents now have an agreement to have a website developed for them. I'm not sure if they know what that means, but I imagine a return to web 2.0.